Head Case

Hope you find this one funny and no, it's not another blonde joke.

No Mushroom

You know someone with a heavy accent and it is very hard to in understand them. This is one idea that is lost in translation.

Mom's Big Ears

You know the old saying, if you want to know what a girl is going to look like when she gets older, you look at her mom. Well, I thought my mom look pretty good until lately, I've notice her ears.

No Shampoo

No, I'm not resorting to bathroom humor.

Too Tempting to Ignore

Has anyone ever asked you to hold something that was just too tempting to ignore?

Don't do this with me or you may not get it back the way you gave it to me.

Cute

Ever felt good about how you look? Well, somedays I think I look down right cute!

The Garage Door

I know many of us try this from time to time, we think we can hit the button on the garage door and get under it before it closes. You know the old saying, don't try this at home!