Drunk in Mexico

Have you ever been around someone who has had too much too drink? You know they say the darn est things. I don't need much to drink and I can say the darn est things. My kids never let me live this day down. We were in Ixtapa and they had live parrots at almost every restaurant we went to, even this restaurant, but they also had those plastic ones that Mexico is famous for. Well here I go asking a really dumb question and of course my kids just laugh.