The Ultimate Compliment

Men, they always have the right comment when your ego needs it the most. When we get older, sometimes all we're asking for is a little compliment. Well......I'm not sure it's exactly what this lady had in mind :-).

Blondie and the Aliens

Have you ever had a blonde moment? Ok how about a senior moment? This is something that I would say and people, which I will leave nameless, seem to think my hair dye has effective my brain cells.

Crack Party

Funny how when you grow older the parties you attend change. Back in the day you might have attended a crack party, but maybe a little different kind of crack party for some. This is at one such party and my brother-in-law's comment. The kids were all swimming and kids don't care if their swim suit falls down they are just busy playing.

No TP in Tijuana

Have you ever been to Tijuana, Mexico and had to go to the bathroom? Just hope you don't have to do number 2. This is what happened on one of those trips with my sister-in-law and bother-in- law. Just hope next time it not you :-)

Drunk in Mexico

Have you ever been around someone who has had too much too drink? You know they say the darn est things. I don't need much to drink and I can say the darn est things. My kids never let me live this day down. We were in Ixtapa and they had live parrots at almost every restaurant we went to, even this restaurant, but they also had those plastic ones that Mexico is famous for. Well here I go asking a really dumb question and of course my kids just laugh.

Beauty Sleep

The things we boomers girls do to look pretty. We women need a little extra sleep so we look refreshed in the morning and our eyes don't look so tired. I know you women will understand this and it's typical of most men don't you think?

The Funeral

Here is a script my partner came up with. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment in public? I'm sure we all have. Here is one embarrassing moment for those of us getting older. Hope you all had a great new years!